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The Great Indian Train Journey: Part II
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The Great Indian Train Journey
Delhi to Hyderabad and back
An average student studying away from home experience of journey to hometown which is equally distant as half of the India’s length.
Phase 1: Laying my hands on the train Ticket
Phase 2: Reaching the station @ 11th hour
Phase 3: Show time- Journey time
How to introduce ur girl friend at home
How to introduce your ultra modern girl friend to your conventional and traditional mom? ever wondered that one can get in to such a sticky situation!! life would be much easier if you don’t get in to such complexities, still knowing how to evade such its always fun.. let me explain you the skillful art unfolded before you in a step by step process of “introducing ur gf for dummies “
I was thinking how to introduce your modern girl friend to your conventional mom? I got few ideas which I wud like to share -“First let us assume that your modern girlfriend is bit too modern and is pretty comfortable in all modern outfits which old fashioned people may call revealing but never mind your mind says she is good at fashion k 😉 and first plan a date and tell your mom that you met a soul mate when you were shopping a gift for your mom at some gift shop, this will help to subside the situation up to some extent and then tell her that your soulmate is ok with cooking but far behind your mom’s cooking skills and ask her if she can spare some time teaching this girl about cooking.. even though you prefer eating burgers and pizzas to your mom’s food at times go for the kill bcoz to get something you have to sacrifice some delight to taste buds as well.The biggest trick is next time you stuff some unpalatable food in to your mouth made by your mom do not complain instead praise and say how desperately your girl friend need such a master cook’s guidance and believe me half of your job is done.
Now train your girl friend this is more complex than teaching finance to non finance students and much more worse than schematics of lunar landing. Tell her to avoid attitude and ego in front your mom if this test is over… congrats your life is successfully crashed and no one can save you”
If you are not a person with suicidal tendency avoid all this girlfriend mom sessions and enjoy the prowl.
…. all the best to all committed people and for single people: enjoy every moment before things change drastically 🙂