Moneyball [A Review]

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Moneyball, a movie that featured Brad pitt, one would always love to see Brad in the shoes of Achilles and in the shoes of a person who spends seven years in Tibet…. but in this movie it was a completely different ballgame, Brad pitt portrayed the role of Billy Beane, baseball player turned general manager of “Oakland Athletics”. The movie is a true story based and Brad, scintillated in the movie throughout, it is a treat watching him as a shrewd general manager of a underdog baseball team.
The movie is about how a failed baseball player, with the help of of a Yale geek who don’t know the alphabets of baseball, but master of economics turn the game with their excellent judgmental skills and shrewd trade techniques. In the movie Brad says that he “hates losing more than he loves winning”
The movie revolves around Billie Bean, his genius Yale economics friends and his struggle to assemble a perfectly imperfect team with a very limited budget constraint, with his limited resources he tries to bring the best out of his players, he pulls out a miraculous 20 winning match streak with his team and he is hell bent to end the season with a win with championship, which he continues to try.
The movie leaves the audience spell bound by the protagonist’s iron will not to lose as a general manager, as a dad and as a person. The movie shows the struggle he fights, the hard decisions he takes and how he stands by them. The movie will give you a run for your money. Worth watch stuff if you want to take a fresh breathe away from routine stale movies.
[IMDB Rating 7.7/10]
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The Great Indian Train Journey: Part II

Not so obvious side of the Train journey

Train journey is always a special phase in every one’s life especially when it’s a long one and you will be representing a nomad trying to cover the length and breadth of India in a congested and yet comfortable coach of the Indian railways locomotive. Train journey always has its own tricks and treats for you which you will be least aware or expecting the least. I gulped few down my throat in my last few journeys need not to say that they usually lasted for more than a single rotation of earth in which I tried to invade more than three fourth length of our India starting from Delhi, generally a naïve person may view all this process as simple and comfortable affair, need not to say as I have already stressed in my previous post “The great Indian train journey” it has completely different complexion and contrast when one actually gets in to the shoes of a pitiable individual who suffers not less than Hercules with the burden of earth on his back.

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I would like to share my recent train experience in which I started from Delhi in a train that I managed to board in last minute harbinger after struggling with the aloo tikki for a while on platform. I boarded that night with a dream of sound sleep which actually turned out to be a mere dream thanks to the sound snoring of my co passengers who had ‘sound’ sleep. In a train journey girls are another Oasis kind of material or rather one can say mirage that are always there in train and never in your coach, they will always land up in a coach which is practically unreachable which leaves my flirting skills untested. It is not that bad and there are always some positive things as well about a train journey, one can end up doing something which you always wanted to and you usually do not get time for that in a routine life. Coming to my case I ended in a scholastic conversation with my very much limited knowledge and impressing the rest who are less aware of that topic. This has helped me in getting myself in a comfortable position to strike a conversation if not chord with a not so amazingly looking but nevertheless decent looking girl siting nearby, my bad luck again took the driver seat as people switched off the lights so that they can doze. Perplexed by these sudden but inevitable consequences I just tried my hand using so called and claimed Zuckerberg invention on my not so smart phone, which was again challenged by the disappearing signal of my mobile’s network, as I got handicapped I just waited until the train iron metal wheels screamed and the train came to a halt. I rose from my position joyously as the train entered yet another station, much to my relief the place is lit and shops wide open, I took one cup of tea which tasted wonderful provided I have nothing else to gulp, as I helped myself by slowly sipping the brown water I relished the sight of diminishing moon and the cold breeze reminding me that I am not properly dressed for the Indian winter night. My train is already four hours late and thanks to Indian railways for making these things look pretty normal, technically I am left with another half a day to sulk on this iron vehicle.
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I slowly slipped in to the sleep while the train swayed side to side regularly like a cradle rocked, I was greeted by morning pantry hawkers taking down orders for the meal they need to prepare with the same seriousness that politicians sport during election results, yeah I agree that this comparison did not turned out to be an apt one but I know you got the emotion behind that ill written line. Surprisingly half of the Junta got down in some stations that train passed while I was sleeping. I continued my journey as the countdown ticked for my journey to end and as the time remaining to reach my destination melted.

The Great Indian Train Journey

Delhi to Hyderabad and back

An average student studying away from home experience of journey to hometown which is equally distant as half of the India’s length.

Phase 1: Laying my hands on the train Ticket

Thanks to the college which will send 3-4 revised exam time tables, I never got a fixed exam time table due to which I never booked train tickets in advance and always managed in ‘tatkal’, so as tatkal booking opens two days prior to the journey date, I had to wake up at 7 and tried to open several websites like ‘irctc‘ and ‘make my trip‘, as long as the clock minutes’ hand did not touched 12; the websites work as fast as rocket and the moment clock shows 8 ‘o’ clock, the server gets more hits than any celebrity kissing scandal or celebrity marriage and this is the most critical phase. As I informed everyone and started living in dreams of going home if this ticket doesn’t gets booked I will be stuck in the Delhi for few months, still with a lot of reloads and refreshes with some luck, I managed a ticket. And I realized how Federer felt while holding the Grand slam cup beating Nadal with the same triumph. I looked at my ticket proudly patting my own shoulder.

Phase 2: Reaching the station @ 11th hour

Now the next stage is reaching the station on time, being the most impatient person in the world I hate to reach way before train time and wait in the station observing rural India so I prefer to plan things at eleventh hour and in the same way ‘mizba ul haq” pak cricketer spoiled the party time of pakistanis during t-20 world cup the auto drivers always played their best to spoil my otherwise well planned schedule and if I ask any driver to go with the meter fare they used to give me dirty looks as if I asked for the hand of their princess daughter.. gosh. after negotiating with a few and realizing that few bucks saving could end in close shave I end up in an auto trip more expensive than a cab and more thrilling than a horror movie, as I constantly check my watch calculating how much time is left for the train and cursing Delhi traffic and signals I wonder how many of these road blockers would be having train to their home town after 3-4 months.
Still I managed to reach station on time but what I sacrifice is some good food and I managed to gulp some street chat and another challenge here is to find your coach what I observed is the coach in which my berth is present is strategically located almost half the length of the train away and suspiciously carrying and dragging the luggage as if some murderer drags the dead body I reach my coach and at my own place everyone and every possible luggage would be place welcoming me, and with some more efforts I relocate and place my luggage in my space.

Phase 3: Show time- Journey time

The journey begins slowly but steadily, with the most curiosity I try to check other passengers (girls; pretty if any) and the best tool is to carry a novel which can be used as a shield to cover my ogling activities. In my life what I found is I always find a beautiful girl of almost my age with killer looks not in my coach but in a coach few coaches away I wonder why I never get one berth in such. Never mind I spend half of the journey travelling from my coach to pantry car for no good reason to have a glimpse of the beauties.
At the same time i have to take care of my luggage and mobile battery, as I has to survive 30 hours of train journey almost 0.06% of average human life with the same mobile.. with out which I cant even imagine and feel like world is going to end after my mobile charge is discharged and I am a dinosaur who is about to extinct. And I used to hear about those passengers who will give you chloroform coated biscuits or sedative drinks to steal your luggage after you are fast asleep, but whenever I offer my junk food to fellow passengers for formality they take with out any hesitation I wonder don’t they see such ads about strangers or did they forgot their sleeping tablets and just trying various samples god knows.
As the destination is about reach I end up waken 3 hours before scheduled with the fear of missing my station and as time passed these last few hours seem to be loaded with thousands of minutes than rest of the journey I successfully complete by that time.I can handle train robbers and dacoits with dangerous ammunition single handedly but not Eunuchs, they are very difficult to get away with and they know how to exorbitant money from a guy and for no good reason one has to give a minimum of ten rupees or has to be a victim of their bad mouths with new abusive terms about which one cant even imagine that such things are possible so I escaped to washroom and spend some ample time bearing the odd fragrances still better than abuses and harassment from them.After some time I make sure that the battle field is enemy free I go proudly to my place and again try to put a look as if nothing happened for the last few minutes and wait for my destination looking out of window.
After all these obstacles, challenges , twists and turns I reach place and believe all these surprises are only one way and after few home spending days I has to face all these again as furthermore await for me in Delhi..

How to introduce ur girl friend at home

How to introduce your ultra modern girl friend to your conventional and traditional mom? ever wondered that one can get in to such a sticky situation!! life would be much easier if you don’t get in to such complexities, still knowing how to evade such its always fun.. let me explain you the skillful art unfolded before you in a step by step process of “introducing ur gf for dummies “


I was thinking how to introduce your modern girl friend to your conventional mom? I got few ideas which I wud like to share -“First let us assume that your modern girlfriend is bit too modern and is pretty comfortable in all modern outfits which old fashioned people may call revealing but never mind your mind says she is good at fashion k 😉 and first plan a date and tell your mom that you met a soul mate when you were shopping a gift for your mom at some gift shop, this will help to subside the situation up to some extent and then tell her that your soulmate is ok with cooking but far behind your mom’s cooking skills and ask her if she can spare some time teaching this girl about cooking.. even though you prefer eating burgers and pizzas to your mom’s food at times go for the kill bcoz to get something you have to sacrifice some delight to taste buds as well.The biggest trick is next time you stuff some unpalatable food in to your mouth made by your mom do not complain instead praise and say how desperately your girl friend need such a master cook’s guidance and believe me half of your job is done.

Now train your girl friend this is more complex than teaching finance to non finance students and much more worse than schematics of lunar landing. Tell her to avoid attitude and ego in front your mom if this test is over… congrats your life is successfully crashed and no one can save you”

If you are not a person with suicidal tendency avoid all this girlfriend mom sessions and enjoy the prowl.
…. all the best to all committed people and for single people: enjoy every moment before things change drastically 🙂